Texturd


when your friend or enemy texts you a picture of their new, freshly-laid poo that they are overly proud of–like a brand new baby.
“that jack-ss text-rded me after he ate nothing but corn and beans the night before. christ, it was like an 18 inch baby ruth bar!”

“really luke?! you woke me up at 3am to sh-t share a picture of that corn laiden t-rd?!”

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