tfym is used for “the f-ck you mean”. usually used in a hostile way.
tfym- the f-ck you mean
bill: “you okay”
that face you make.
tfym when you realize that girl you tongued the other night was really a dude.
five syllables first, then seven come right after, and five at the end. this is a haiku, if you need more description, pleas just go elsewhere. a type of j-panese poetry always 3 lines in length. the lines always have 5, 7, and 5 syllables. haiku usually focuses on highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often […]
- receipt hostage
when eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. in this sp-ce, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. and when he does, takes 10 minutes to come […]
vub.. a vibrator, a device made for s-xual pleasure. “hey mom, i left my vub in the couch, can you grab it?”
the sound that always comes after oouuuh. used to celebrate in a nonchalant manner. derived from american english. woww so hot! oooouuuh phylyy.
ānjəl-ləst noun: a woman who keeps an angelically charming aura even while partic-p-ting in dominant and/or deviant s-xual activities; a wicked goddess in the bedroom my encounter with an angel-st has been the pinnacle of my existance…she has ruined me for all other women.