TGFI
thank g-d for insurance!
most times, insurance is just something you pay and lose money on over time… but sometimes it freakin’ pays off!! (from a formerly robbed/recently reimbursed homeowner / h-m–ner :d)
–dude, my house got robbed…
–i know, but you’ve got homeowner’s insurance! tgfi!
acronym for “thank g-d for the internet.” a play on tgif where the speaker expresses relief or happiness at the immediacy and accessibility of information of the internet where it didn’t previously exist.
1. someone asked if woody allen was dead or alive yesterday, well tgfi! he’s alive!
2. totally wanted to meet the cute barista at the corner coffee shop. tgfi (and her nametag), i got her email address!
thank g-d for the internet. related to and play on tgif.
i finally figured out who does the theme to the mad men credits… rjd2! tgfi!
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