TGTOW
thank g-d that’s over with.
pr-nounced “tig-toe”.
coworker 1: tgtow
coworker 2: that bad today?
coworker 1: oh yeah, client kept changing their mind.
friend 1: so how’d the meeting go today?
friend 2: tgtow, i would have rather had a colonoscopy
girl 1: so did you finally break up with justin?
girl 2: yes, tgtow and i’m so glad.
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