THATCARISFULLOFBALLOONS
to be a great cook.
to pull of a beard with style.
to have great taste in music.
to love cats.
to be an untameable wild love beast
“oh my god!”
what is it?!?!?!!?
“look at him…hes so….sooo….exotic”
oh god i knooowwwww
“why cant he be tamed?! whyyyyyyyy”
-cries-
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