that’s the way the pickle squirts
an urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, “that’s the way the cool crumbles.” mostly used by perverted pre-p-b-scent boys who think the quote is s-xual.
“aw man, i just got a d on my math test..” “that’s the way the pickle squirts dude.”
the angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.
the pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.
the way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the p-n-s, squirts as he -j-c-l-t-s. ie, the direction.
woman: hey, you got some in my eye!!
man: sorry, that’s the way the pickle squirts!
the direction in which i man’s p-n-s -j-c-l-t-s.
the pickle squirted that way.
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