that’s what he said
just like that’s what she said, exept what a guy would say.
bob: i could really use a hand.
tod: that’s what he said.
julie: betcha can’t stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
emily: that’s what he said.
a statement used to draw attention to a phrase that could be interpreted as s-xual innuendo. this interjection is used when someone, usually a female, unintentionally makes a s-xual comment. the “he” is typically -ssumed to be the girl’s boyfriend.
the inverse use that’s what she said was made popular by the hit tv show the office.
scenario: two girls are getting out of the pool and going to grab towels to dry off…
girl 1 (while picking up towel): wow, that’s ones really wet!
girl 2: that’s what he said.
similar to thats what she said, except it refers to what a male would have said during the act of having s-x.
person 1: it was short but its good cuz it was free.
person 2: thats what he said
said immediately after someone says “that’s what she said”.
person 1: wow! that is very long!
person 2: that’s what she said!
person 1: well, that’s what he said.
person 2: … you son of a-
the same as that’s what she said, except when girls say it
girl 1: wow, there smaller than i expected!
girl 2: that’s what he said!
that’s what she said, only the opposite. very often used when referring to gays.
person 1: “that’s what he said!”
person 2: “right, because of gay!”
refers to what a h-m-s-xual would have said when getting banged; opposite of thats what she said
guy 1: my -ss hurts
guy 2: thats what he said!
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