The 5th Horseman
the g-dliest of alcoholic drinks. served only to those who have survived the 4 prior hors-m-n. the alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn’t much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.
paramedic 1: “he’s convulsing on the floor! what the h-ll happened here?”
paramedic 2: -removes sungl-sses- “the 5th horseman…”
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