the overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.
i was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when i was suddenly overcome by the absentia lardum effect. i immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
someone who is crusty, & complete trash. wow look shes so crustatious!
in a trance or stupor, especially through exhaustion, drink, or drugs. can also be used to describe a despairing behaviour or situation “darren has a barai sense of timing” “it’s friday so lets get barai!”
- pink lamborghini
a pink v*g*n* that has been rammed many times from the back, causing it to become very wide. me and sheila banged last night, she had a pink lamborghini
to f*ck or be f*cked by a nettle “i just got nettlef*ck!!!” “me tooooo!”