The Amazing Dew Boy
a very mysterious super hero of unknown origin who will show up when an innocent person needs help. he wears a pair of sungl-sses, a plaid cape, and a mountain dew box on his head.
person 1: “did you hear about the mugger that was thwarted by the amazing dew boy in central park yesterday?”
person 2: “yeah, the mugger was attacking an old lady walking her poodle! man i sure do love the amazing dew boy.”
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