The angry Blaker
the act of removing the p-n-s from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the s-xual accomplice. you then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then f-cking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to sh-t ferociously all over the male erectus. the constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a m-ss body fluid loss, to which you sh-t in her unconciouss mouth and f-ck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. you then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. you then f-ck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental inst-tution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional f-ck who has no idea what is happening :d
omg guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. that sh-t was literally f-cked up.. -holds b-n-r
did you hear about archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
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