The Ant-Man
a smart way to have s-x when your face doesn’t allow it
the lonely maiden lies dormant in her chambers, while, unbeknownst to her, the ant-man senses an opportunity to penetrate the fortress. he stealthily makes his way into her room. she doses on and on. he seizes his destiny and makes quick work with his meat sword. all the while she remains asleep and unsuspecting. the ant-man makes a quick escape, entirely unnoticed. quest accomplished. the maiden awakes on the morrow with a strange feeling that some dubious activities transpired during the night. however, she will never know of the ant-man’s escapades for his guile and stealth are second to none… he lives to see another day.
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