The Appleton Slide


a s-x act where a cleveland steamer is administered to someone sitting at a 45 degree (or approx.) angle and the feces is left to run down from the neck / chest area to the genital area. the receiving female is then eaten out until the area is entirely clean. if the recipient is a male then he is blown with special attention to leaving the whole area clean.
ben – i gave your mom a cleveland steamer yesterday and she loved it.
nate – that sh-t is for amateurs! i gave your mom the appleton slide! btw, can you please go take the bag off her head? i forgot to do that…

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