The Argelys
while a male is performing oral s-x on a female who has not given him the go for full intercourse, the male waits until the female is distracted (i.e. grabbing a pillow or something to m-ffle her sounds as if to not alert anyone in the next room (like parents)) to initiate full on intercourse.
guy 1: “this girl and i were getting down to it, but she told me we couldn’t have s-x. so i was like, “alright,” thinking that i would change her mind… anyway, so i was eating her out, right? and she was trying to m-ffle herself since her parents were home but she couldn’t help it, so she grabs a pillow and held it over her face. once she did that, i was like “giggity giggity!” and i put it in her.”
guy 2: “dude, that’s amazing, they should call it ‘the argelys'”
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