The Armless Horseman


the act of vigorously f-cking the empty sleeve of one’s winter coat, often leather. in the act of armless horsemaning the person usually -j-c-l-t-s into the sleeve of said winter coat.
my roommate just did the armless horseman into my new leather jacket!

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