The Asshole of the Universe


hawkesbury, ontario, canada. specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of ‘nature reserve’ to ward off the unwary of its true ident-ty.
‘what’s that rancid stank, bro??’
‘look around you, son. we’re sitting literally right in the middle of the -sshole of the universe.’
‘must we toke up here??’
‘indeed. now p-ss me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the great cosmic -ss, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.’
‘so be it.’

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