The asshole policy
when you meet someone you don’t really care for and don’t want to talk to you can implement the -sshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an -sshole. the desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.
when you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the -sshole policy by coming off as an -sshole before they have a chance to be an -ssohole first.
you: “i was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, i had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone.”
friend: “oh so you implemented the -sshole policy?”
you: “yes i certainly did!”
example 2
loser sitting next to you: “hey man, watch this i’ll bet i can get that hot bartender into bed tonight.”
you: “dude you couldn’t get laid in a monkey wh-r–house if you had a sack full of bannanas.” (you just put the -sshole policy into effect)
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