The Asylum
the asylum is a movie studio operating out of hollywood, california, that specializes in producing low budget, direct-to-dvd pictures similar to syfy orginals. many of these movies tend to be an attempt to capitalize on the success of larger films, using similar names as a marketing tactic. for example snakes on a plane becoming snakes on a train.
in order to keep with a timely release schedule and turn a profit, the production cycle is typically four months from an idea to the finished product. as a result, a typical asylum movie features extremely poor acting, cgi made with adobe after effects, a script that could be written in the time one spends on the toilet, and very choppy direction. however, these b-films can be a good way to kill an afternoon when you have nothing else to do.
what? casting a third rate b-movie actor and a washed up playboy model? that’s gotta be a movie by the asylum.
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