The B & R
when in one night, with the silf’s of smapdey, give them both the arabian goggles, the pasadena mudslide, have her pay the rent, give her the peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich, resusate her, complete the snuff, do the hunter gatherer, hit her in the face with a hot lunch, have them give each other a frozen eddie, make her do the hot karl, eat their ham and cheese sandwich’s, and finich them off with the orange monkey.
the b & r is renowned the world over as the pinicale of s-xual deviance.
see iilf to further understand who b & r are.
the b & r sandwich is good cookin. mmmm
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