The BaconMan


noun: origin- working cl-ss america, 1998- a man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. this upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him “you know what? you smell like a big greasy slab of bacon. your a big fat baconman!” the bacon man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! he loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. the baconman was born that day. ‘

he uses this name for his every day life, including all doc-ments and such. while his license says his real name, robert kelley, it is signed “the bacon man”.

the bacon man is a local radio dj for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the ma south sh-r-, cape cod, and the islands. he also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

in short, “baconman” is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal
“do you smell bacon?” (when looking around for it, the baconman” you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)

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