The Bear Story
a long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)
the bear story- so, i was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. and i said, ‘bear, what the cr-p are you doing?” and then, the bear, said, ‘i’m eatnig a jar of honey, what the cr-p are you doing?’ so i said ‘pfft. pfft. pfft. well i don’t want to talk to you if you’re going to be like that’ so i go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and i trip and tragically break my leg. and then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! and then a racc–n comes by and says ‘joey, you stink at lying’ and i go ‘pfft, my name’s not joey’ and i get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed halelujah! and then, an elephant walks by and i go ‘you never saw a stranger sight.’ and that’s why you never milk an ostrich.
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