The bearded witch


a s-xual technique used by a male: a guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. whilst the lady is ‘preparing herself’ in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. as s-xual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over the girls face, picks up the pile of p-b-s, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch….
tim didn’t want to, but a bet was a bet. he took louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch …
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1. a s-xual technique used by a male: a guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. whilst the lady is ‘preparing herself’ in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. as s-xual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over the girls face, picks up the pile of p-b-s, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch….
tim didn’t want to, but a bet was a bet. he took louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch…
a s-xual technique used by a male: a guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. whilst the lady is ‘preparing herself’ in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. as s-xual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over the girls face, picks up the pile of p-b-s, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch….
tim didn’t want to, but a bet was a bet. he took louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch …

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