the best friends
1. a vulgar term which means the male p-n-s and the female v-g-n-; basically saying that the p-n-s and v-g-n- are best friends.
2. your ‘person’ who will be there for you no matter what. who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. if they don’t either you’re wrong, or they’re just not your best friend
guy: hey ya know, we’re best friends in a way
girl: (thinks to herself: ah h-ll nah!)
in which way?
guy: because of our genitals! my p-n-s is your v-g-n-‘s best friend! they’re the best friends, right?
girl: (thinks: omifriggingosh!)
-slap, slap- you are such a perv and an -sshole!
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