The Best Offense
the best offence was developed in the army in 2006 when a skinny half-asian private saw a colonel and said “if he tries to come over here i’m going to throw my kevlar at him and knock him down and sh-t in his mouth.” the best offense has the twofold effect of both rendering the target pr-ne as well as infecting him with a clinical condition called sh-tmouth, which can lead to the gum disease gingivitis as well as -ssbreath. the best offense does not require you to use a kevlar helmet to knock the target pr-ne, but traditionalists of the practice still use one.
coach: why is jackson taking off his helmet? why is jackson taking off his pants!? oh my god!
-ssisstant coach: you told him to use the best offense.
jackson: hrrrrrrn!
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the correct term used to describe anything from noobway. noobway in itself is the correct spelling of norway. like anyone would seriously name their nation norway. swede: hi, i own. dane: hi, i own also. noobwegian: hi, i don’t own, because i’m from noobway.
- Quadrabajillion
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