The Bimbo Plow
using your -ss to push through a crowd of incredibly stupid/annoying girls.
zach; oh great there is a whole group of f-cking blondes in the c section stairwell, it is going to take an hour to push through that r-t-rd convention.
brice; hahaha, watch and learn, iniciate the bimbo plow
step 1; turn away from selected target
step 2; engage your power stance(see squating)
step 3; keep backing up no matter what until you hear the satisfying crunch of an idiotic c-nt smashing her skull on the floor.
zach; omg!!! the whole of the bimbocracy fell down the stairs… yessss!!! that was the most epic bimbo plow ever!!
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