The Blonde Jesus
the name says it all.
-he turns water into purple or red drank.
-his beard is better than any you’ve ever seen
and that includes the beard of chuck norris.
-he has an amazing ban hammer of thor.
-he is merciless.
the blonde jesus is the s-x. period.
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