The Blow Hand Love Career
the blow hand love career should not, not be taken lightly. originally created in ancient china, only the highest concubines of the emperor would learn such a trick. later it was uncovered at the end of the nineteenth century by the british.
this is where a woman switches from a bl-w j-b to a hand job every fifteen minutes switching at least until the man shoots c-m regularily. anyway, when the woman has done this she will lick her hands clean of j-z and then starts to have -n-s s-x with the man. when that is finished she shall excrete the males -j-c-l-t–n onto her hands and eat it as the man enjoys the sight.
to fully appreciate and recreate the blow hand love career the man should cut a hole at the tip of a condom to make an essence of shooting c-m. also, it should take at least two hours.
“connor… i think i’m ready for the blow hand love career,” nora said shyly.
“honey, you know it takes a lot of work and responsibility it isn’t like some lousy job, its a career. are you ready for that?” josh questioned authoritatively.
~three hours later~
“you’ve done well my sofia,” smiled connor.
“my name’s nora,” she stated looking angrier by the second.
“oh shi-”
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