the boat
casino in a large docked boat. the only kind of casinos in illinois/ northwest indiana
steve: what are you doing tonight?
phil: going to the boat to try to make rent for next month.
steve: don’t lose it all!
riker’s island, a new york city jail that is, conveniently, also an island in the long island sound, is home to 14,000 inmates. because the jail conditions are over-crowded and inmates are harshly treated by the corrections officers, many convicts who have been sent there liken it to a slave boat, once popular during the new world’s robust slave trade.
convict 1: yo putting me here for sleepin on the subway is bullsh-t. my po will be p-ssed when he hears i been busted.
convict 2: i here for k2 possession – f-ck that! k2 ain’t illegal!
convict 1: i ain’t going back to the boat for this! i was just sleepin.
also known as the si ferry. which of course none of the locals call it.
running late, am just going to make the boat,right before the doors close.
nounpr-nounced: (cl-ssically) th uh boht, (alternatively) you rivering c-nt.
the master of the river card in poker. often but not necessarily coming from behind to obtain the nuts on the river. first seen in 2006, was lost at sea late 2007/early 2008 but made a triumphant return in september 2008.
spidey: pocket hand (aq)
boat: pocket hand (ak)
spidey: check
boat: 2,000 raise
spidey: reluctant call
flop: qqk
spidey: check
boat: raise 5,000
spidey: quick call (note the quick call!)
turn: a
spidey: check
boat: all in
spidey: (after being told boat is trying to punk him) call
dealer: turn em up fellas
spidey: full house, queens over aces
boat: noooooooo, 2 pair, kings and aces
river: k
boat: (quickly jumps up and inhales very deeply) yes! that’s why they call me the boat!!! the boat is back!
spidey: (sobs quietly in the corner)
b.o.a.t. = best of all time
pachules is the b.o.a.t.
the coolest nickname of all time
i am the boat
he is the boat
she is the boat
we are the boat
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