the breezy turtle
the act of holding a piece of t-rd in your -n-s and moments later farting blowing the air past the t-rd, creating a really bad smell of sh-t in your surroundings.
d-mn bro i have to take a sh-t really bad! i have a turtle poking …let me fart….ahh sh-t its “the breezy turtle”!
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