The Bridge


a bridge, located in front of fidel’s little mexico in solona beach in san diego, ca. however, it is actually not a bridge. it has nothing under it, only sides that make it look like a bridge, which has led to endless contoversy and discussion as to whether it is allowed to be called a bridge. there is absolutely no parking on the bridge, but the two parking spots located adjacent to the bridge are the single most coveted parking spots in the world. in the fidel’s sign above the bridge, approximately two lights are burnt out. a door in the vacinity of the bridge has a doorbell that does not ring when pressed. a recent incidence which sparked the curiosity of others is when a random person said to someone named james, “i just dont know james!” it is still uncertain whether he was speaking to james or not.

pr-nounced: th-uh br-ih-j
“meet at the bridge at 7”
“let’s go to the bridge”
“it’s not a bridge, it’s the bridge”
“what are we doin tonight? i don’t know, lets figure it out at the bridge”
this is the depth between a girl’s bikini bottom and her skin, as it spans the distance between her hip bone over to her tummy. this phenomena most likely occurs when a girl is laid flat out on her back.

the nelaton’s line (also known as the roser-nelaton line) is a theoretical line, drawn from the anterior superior iliac spine of the female to her tuberosity of the ischium. also see the gap and the valley to learn about other exciting female anatomy.
“dude, did you see how deep the bridge was on that chick???!!!”
“yes dude, i would like to camp out under it tonight and look at the stars”
a wooden bridge located in the tackapausha woods in seaford, ny where many generations of underage teens go to drink and smoke bud..
dude there’s nothin else to do tonight, lets get a couple of 30 packs and some good bud and go to the bridge !
‘the bridge’ is a term used by nintendo and sony at e3 2010 to describe games that appeal to a market between casual and hardcore gamers
mario sports mix is one of the bridge games unvieled by nintendo at e3 2010
the gangsta name for southbridge, m-ss. its a cool town …not.
yo were from the bridge.
an online message board in which fans of the dave matthews band come together and b-tch at each other for hours upon hours and the occasional member tries to make peace with everyone with some sappy comment.
antsmarching.org is the opposite of the bridge.

the bridge is full of people who really like to b-tch.

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