The British
the most intelligent and inventive race of people on the planet, invented almost everything useful in the world today apart from the crt , the ac motor and the helicopter.
if its not a british invention or no brit had a hand in its invention/conception/use then its not worth having.
the british list, although this is only a small percentage of british inventions;
micrometers , dc motors , internal combustion engines , external combustion engines , computers , the internet , the lightbulb , engineering , pies , pasties , ale , acurate newpapers , darius turbines , the jet engine , the radial engine , proplers (air and sea), war ships , rifles , bombs , the nuclear reactor , nuclear power , the police force , the air force , dog fights , c-ck fighting , football , rugby , hockey , polo , polo mints , heat seeking missiles , radar , sonar , lasar , lasar gun sights , trains , hovercraft , pubs , fish & chips , cotton cloathing , peace in europe (twice) , sterio , radio , printers , typewriters , the dictionary (admitedly not this one) , phones , mobile phones , standard measurments , barometers , vhs , dvds , cds , cameras , camera flashes , commandos , after burners , central heating , radiators , deodorant , chemical warfare , prison , the aircraft-carrier and everything to do with it , torpedos , submarines , sea-side holidays , pop-music and the chart , rock-music , motor bikes , the driving license , double glazing , vacuum cleaners , lifts , escalators , machine guns and the tank.
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