The Bush Theory
the bush theory is a theory that all of the bushs (us presidents) are all lizard people.it explains how the bushs caused 9/11. they live underground in there swamps and are the main cause of swamp -ss
george: did you hear about the bush theory.
jack: yeah man it’s crazy.
george: better be careful. you might get swamp -ss.
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