The Cactus
the delicate art of having s-x 2-3 days after shaving your man-p-b-s, timing it so that your schl-ng is at the height of the pr-ckly ‘cactus-like’ phase.
guy’s friend – “so, did you have fun with jessie last night?”
guy – “yeah, i totally pulled ‘the cactus’ on her, that’s what she get’s for never making me a sammich!
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