the caesar salad
v: an act of love/l-st in which a man straddles a woman’s chest, enabling him to reverse t-tty-f–k her while the female stimulates his b-tthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)
-if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
“weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad.”
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