The Call of Duty Cycle
a cycle used to describe how the call of duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
step 1: person buys the newest call of duty game for $60
step 2: person plays the game for 6 months maximum
step 3: person starts to say how much a piece of sh-t the game they bought was
step 4: person complains on community forums
step 5: person reminisces about the last call of duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
step 6: person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
step 7: repeat.
person: dude. for the past years, i realized how much of a cr-ppy t-tle call of duty is. i spend around $120 a year plus dlc, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. no more of this nonsense! i’m going to get myself a girlfriend, have p-ssionate s-x with her, and get my life back on track!
nosrep: holy cr-p. i think you’re the first person i’ve ever seen exit the call of duty cycle.
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