The Carpenter
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your p-n-s and having s-x with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large -ss d-ld-
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a ross
“stop acting like ‘the carpenter’ and just come out already.”
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