The Carpet Is Lava
a phrase to remind women that, much like the boogey man, duane & brando are lurking under their beds, in their closets, and -mainly- in the lava known as carpet.
1) “the carpet is lava, b-tch!”
2) “you’d better watch your step, ashleigh. you know the carpet is lava…”
3) you should probably vacuum the lava some time. it’s looking pretty carpety.
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