the castle
the castle is the best f-cken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest sh-t goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest sh-t goin out.
dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) i thought about wayne tonight… i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.
aka white castle, heaven on earth. home to stoners, drunks, and hungry people. they sell burgers by the 30 piece!
some guy: yo dawg, i’m crunked! lets go to the castle!
other dude: yeah!
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