The Catavalanche


the act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving f-ll-t–. immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.
jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas… until ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.

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