the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff goo
a place to help kids
owned by: derek zoolander
mugatu: i present to you… the derek zoolander center for kids who can’t read good! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)
derek: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?!
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