when a girl has a yeast infection, the guy f-cks her, and right as he is about to c-m she sucks his d-ck and swallows the c-m and all of the other “chesses” of his d-ck
dude right after my girlfriend gave me the cheesecake, i made out with her.
the cheesecake is a type of desert and it is made up of an biscuit base with cream cheese.
i went to the cheesecake factory yesterday.
- cookie taco
similar to dingle berries, and a dead give away she wipes top to bottom. dont go down on her bro, she has that cookie taco.
- fresh bomb
a fresh-bomb is when you keep your apartment smelling fresh by taking dumps in other peoples toilets. it originated at a soul festival in tisno croatia when a reveller ran out of toilet paper and had to use friends loos until he bought some more then evolved into a game of one upmanship. dude, we’re […]
- pro sl*t
a woman that is comfortable with her s-xuality and doesn’t care if others call her a sl-t. i’ve been called a sl-t so many times it’s lost its meaning. i don’t care i’m pro sl-t.
trumpoles….a word that describes what a woman looks like when she has slept in her makeup girl i just woke up…i look like trumpoles…. for real u slept in ur makeup…
- john borush
in the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible i just john borush’d my pants. god you smell like dirty john borush