the cherry fic
a disturbing fan fiction about dan howell and phil lester in which phil tortures dan literally to death because he loves him. it involves organ removal, taking off fingernails and being forced to swallow a lot of live house spiders.
girl one: did you read the cherry fic?
girl two: yes but i wish i hadn’t
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