The Chipotle
the feeling you get after eating chipotle’s giganto burrito.
it’s a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
rachel: “im dying. i have the chipotle. i’m just going to lie here.”
ori: “its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts…. hurts so good”
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