the chris lopez


a s-xual act- the chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your p-n-s while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. you do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.
-hey so i heard you’re pretty good at basketball.

-yea, i guess.

-have you ever tried the chris lopez?

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