The Circle of Evanescence
amy lee meets ben moody.
amy and ben date.
ben writes music.
amy (barely) sings.
amy and ben get engaged.
amy and ben form evanescence.
amy and ben split up.
evanescence hits it big.
amy’s ego gets huge.
ben leaves.
ben starts working for avril lavigne.
amy starts dating shaun from seether.
avril starts wearing amy-esque clothes.
amy wears avril-esque clothes for the broken video.
shaun begins to look like ben.
what’s next? avril and seether working together?
“and with the avril/seether tour, the circle of evanescence is complete.”
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