The Clooney Line
when a woman you are dating becomes annoying and controlling, you have crossed the clooney line. it is time to move on and find another. the clooney line was developed by george clooney. it typically takes about 6 months to reach this line in most relationships.
my girl is constantly b-tching and we haven’t had s-x in 10 days…… d-mn, i think i crossed the clooney line!!!
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