The Cocoa Scale
an incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. purely for comedy purposes.
the cocoa scale is:
idi amin, f-cking h-ll he’s a 100% cocoa solid
barack obama, he’s about 65% so milk chocolate
lewis hamilton, i’d say he’s about 50%, slightly milky
ch-nks and asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
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