The Cold Backpack
similar to the cold shoulder, the cold backpack is when you are trying to find a seat on the bus and people put their baggage next to them on the seat to stop you from stealing their one seated glory.
when you are riding a public transportation system, such as a school bus, and someone who wants to sit alone nonchalantly pushes their backpack to the outside of the seat to shun and/or reject the possibility of sitting with them.
guy on cell phone walking onto bus: “yes mom i did my homewor… hold on this freshman b-tch just gave me the cold backpack, i’m gonna have to empty a leg on this douche b-tch.”
douche b-tch:(thinks to himself) “oh shart!”
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