the college effect
when a person realises that their’ bed is a much more comfortable place, and the person generally chooses to stay there rather than go to college.
normally occurs in 1-2 months of starting college.
chick: where were you this morning?
dude: the college effect got me, so i had a lay in
waking up in the morning and realising your bed is a very comfortable place that you do not want to leave. generally occurs 1 – 2 months of starting college
chick: why werent you here this morning?
dude: ahh, the college effect strikes again.
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