The Color Bandits
a brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. sadly enough, i had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. now- everything that’s red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. but- they have made things more fair- there are many different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.
red-
-rusty red
-ohio state red
– shiny red
-blistering red
-g-d-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
– the color bandits-red
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